terrible and slow moving...

i complain about not being able to think… that my mind just floats around in an endless void... yet i spend the whole day watching movies on tv. i was actually going to see cold mountain, but as i scanned the cover, one review said, “terrible and slow moving. kidman and law lack chemistry” by filmsinreview.com. now, who would put that on the cover of the dvd? the pirates, that who.

so, i ended up seeing other mindless, terrible and slow moving movies. the level of their mindless-ness and dreadfulness varies. first was the day after tomorrow. it was a waste of time, yet jake gyllenhaal made it worthy to waste my time over with. next was agent cody banks 2, i only paid attention to scenes where frankie muniz’s baby blue eyes were focused and there were a lot of them. next was ladder 49. now, this was a good movie. joaquin phoenix was so sweet and endearing. the late river phoenix may have been better looking, but joaquin is definitely sweeter. you just have to fall in love with him. the last one was woody allen’s hilarious hollywood ending.

i want to be a firefighter. i want to go into burning buildings when everyone else is trying to get out.