Sunday, January 13, 2008

i am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection

other things i learned recently:

i learned that playing led zep while you work out will keep you going till your arms and legs fall off. and looking at pictures of other people running while you’re on the track doesn’t motivate anyone at all.

i learned that tall guys don’t go to the gym. they say one way to meet new guys is by joining a gym. i didn’t take up boxing to meet new guys. i just really wanted an outlet for my aggression and to lose all the weight i gained by taking my “yes i’m over you, i’ve recovered and moved on” aggression on food and sleep. but you just can’t help but wonder… why are they all short and stocky? well… who cares? i’m just glad they don’t smell like armpits.

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